Thursday, June 07, 2007
some of my favourites..have a good laugh
a little kid had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. his mother finally told him that if he didnt stop sucking his thumb, he would get fat. a week later, his mother had her friends over for a game of mahjong. the boy pointed to an obviously pregnant woman and says, " aha! i know what you've been doing!"
at a dinner party, the speaker, who was a guest of honour, was about to deliver his speech. his wife, sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a note with the word "KISS" scribbled on it. a guest seated next to the speaker said: "u wife sent u a KISS before ur speech. she loves u very much." the speaker replied:" u dont know her. here, the letters K-I-S-S stand for keep it short, stupid.
interviewer to millionaire: to whom do u owe ur success a millionaire?
millionaire: i owe everything to my wife
interviewer: wow, she must be some woman. what were u before u married her?
millionaire: a billionaire
marty, an 82 year old man, went to the doctor to get a physical test. a few days later, the doctor saw marty walking down the street with a young woman on his arm. at his next check-up, the doctor said to him, " you're doing great, arent u?" . marty replied:" just doing what u said, doc, "get a hot momma and be cheerful"."
the doc said:" i didnt say that. i said," u've got a heart murmur, be careful"."
student at a school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil spills on fish. one 11 year old wrote: 'when mhy mum opened a tin of sardines last night, it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead."
zingss; 1:35 AM