Thursday, January 13, 2005
wooo..im back...it seems so hectic this week..presentation..essay...it must be the essay man..rushing through it for the past 2 days...arrghhh!! so proud of myself...800 words is not easy when u stop writing for so long...and suddenly there is 800 words essay assignment throw at u and have to complete it by 72 hrs...just felt so lost....but thanks god i have clara!! yeahhh...my savior!!
today i had bstats lecture and its something like the topic on sets..so i asked my frenz b4 that 'eh isnt this something like set?' and she misheard it as SEX...ohhh..ahha..and we go on and on about it like seT is very easy ah...dont need much practice..den after that i said " i teach u lah..dont need to learn..but its just come naturally sometimes"..haha it was damn comical..luckily we were sitting at the back or else it could have attract much attention..
and yes tml is friday again..love fridays...and saturdays and sundays...those are the days to sleep...and by the way..im not bullshitting..research have shown that by sleeping more..u can slim down..so thats the way to go..SLEEP...!! cheapest and save energy way..dont need to swear it out...ahha..
im so lazy to blog...sometimes u have so much thoughts but u just dont feel like writing them down...i shall go and do something that doesnt require most of my brain cells...they need to be replenish...
below are some entertainment..
what is gingerbread man called after he broke his leg?
Ans: limp bizkit
a dog and frog are racing in swimming..why does the frog lose the race?
Ans: because there is a signboard that said " no frog style allowed"
why does a mother ask her son not to study history in the night?
Ans: because studying history means mentioning all the dead ppl and the mother doesnt want his son to study about ghosts in the middle of the night
there are five ants crawling in a row..the first ant turned back and said there are four ants behind me...and the second ant turned back and said there are three ants behind me ans so on..and why does the last ant look in front and say there are no ants in front of me?
Ans: because the ant is lying
there is a teddy bear and rabbit walking in the jungle..and while walking half way the teddy bear had stomachache and went under a tree and shit..after that..he asked the rabbit if he is afraid of being dirty...and the rabbit said no..and teddy bear took the rabbit and wipe his ass..
why was the tomato blushing?
Ans:because he saw the salad dressing
a mum, dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup"...
why didnt the chicken cross the road?
Ans: because he was too chicken
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
Ans:because they taste funny
other jokes will be here soonn..for the mean time..enjoy...
i nv tot that i will find frenz as lame as valerie,gabrielle and gang..but im wrong..
zingss; 9:32 PM